Hard to Believe It's Only Tuesday: HOW ABOUT SOMETHING NICE FOR A CHANGE?????

Here's what happened in abortion news, tweets, and takes this week — plus action items.

Here’s another edition of Hard to Believe It’s Only Tuesday, a weekly roundup of the top headlines, tweets, takes, and more in abortion news.

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME FEEL-GOOD ABORTION NEWS, AT LONG FLIPPING LAST?

Nineteen year-old Houstonian Olivia Julianna has raised over $1.6 million for abortion funds in just a few days as a delightful, Texas-sized fuck-you to the anti-abortion Congressman who tried to bully her.

I get choked up just typing about it! Here’s what happened: eminent Floridian creep (and the field is deep!) Matt Gaetz — the sitting Congressman who is currently being investigated for sex trafficking and sexual assault — tried bully Julianna after she Tweeted him what-for about his skeevy, body-shaming remarks to an anti-abortion student group last weekend.

Gaetz attempted to sic his followers and constituents on Julianna online. So Julianna raised $1.6 million dollars and counting for abortion funds. (As of Friday afternoon, that’s $1 for every follower Gaetz has on twitter lololololololol.) I am begging you to read the statement she put out Wednesday night, it is flipping priceless.

The Top Headlines

The Tweets

  • “gonna be president one day lol” — @OliviaJulianna

  • We Testify — the nationwide organization of abortion storytellers — shouts out the positive + accurate representation of abortion care on the Starz drama P-Valley.

  • I hate that asinine Mothers Against Greg Abbott ad, and so does s.e. smith.

The Takes

  • Harvard Law instructor Alejandra Carabello in Slate: “There will inevitably be instances of women and pregnant people who accessed abortions (or doctors who performed them) and fled to another state to avoid prosecution. More commonly, we will likely see anti-abortion states like Texas attempt to extradite the residents of other states who assisted someone in accessing an abortion. For example, someone who mailed abortion medication from New York to Texas could find themselves charged criminally in Texas and sought for extradition.”

  • Indiana abortion provider Dr. Caitlin Bernard in WaPo: “I don’t feel brave. I feel anguished, desperate and angry. I don’t want to be the one who sends a patient away, who sends a scared mother away. I don’t want to be the one who loses a patient because her pregnancy killed her before I could save her. I don’t want to live in a place where my government tells me that child sex abuse victims must become mothers. I don’t want to have to accept that a particular religious ideology eclipses my duty as a physician. My life’s work has been to go where I’m needed, to serve my fellow human beings, and to relieve pain and suffering in any way I can. That is what I will continue to do.”

  • EIC Laura Basset in Jezebel on Justice Alito’s most recent anti-abortion chucklefuckery, whining about foreign leaders who said they the Dobbs decision is bad: “America’s current situation, of course, has nothing to do with hostility to religion; it’s quite the opposite. A religious minority in America is imposing its beliefs on a population that overwhelmingly supports abortion rights—and pregnant people here are now being forced to give agonizing births to dead fetuses. Women are being forced to bring their own discharge to the hospital to prove they are dying from pregnancy-related infections. Child rape victims are being forced to travel out of state for life-saving abortion care. But Alito’s Italian stand-up routine came at the expense of millions of people’s lived realities in this country right now—many of whom will die because of his unpopular opinion. I personally don’t find it funny at all.”

  • I wrote about the Biden Administration’s slow uptake on the post-Dobbs abortion response for The Nation, and I talked with We Testify’s Renee Bracey Sherman and the Mississippi Reproductive Freedom Fund’s Laurie Bertram-Roberts for a DAME magazine piece about post-Roe leadership, risk assessment, and civil disobedience.

The Fuck Are We Supposed To Do About It?

That’s all for this week. I’m sure I’ve missed something you’d like to see featured in this roundup, for I am but one woman with a computer and an abortion-news-induced drinking problem. Holler at me — [email protected], or DM me on Twitter, and I’ll try to add follow-ups as I’m able.